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Joke of the Day
"TIL why Conservatives don't use birth control. Boys don't get pregnant."
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"When bears are around, try to look skinny and they won't eat you. If that doesn't work, kick your buddy in the nuts and RUN!"
"What rock group has 4 dudes that don't sing? Mount Rushmore"
"Will is weary of fame Will runs away to the woods Will dons a loincloth Will eats bugs & berries Will befriends a bear Will Ferrell"
"What do you give an injured alligator? Gatorade"
"What kind of toothpaste do MLG use? Pretty much anything, just no Scope."
"making it rain (CHEETOS) in the club (my bedroom)"
"There are 10 types of people in this world... People who understand binary, and people who don't."
"What kind of underwear does a person wear when buried? Fruit of the tomb"
"The best thing about hand sanitiser is that when you put it on, it looks like you are plotting to take over the world."