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Joke of the Day
"Is there something I can hang around my neck to show that I'm a big fan of crucifixions?"
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"""How can it be global warming,"" pondered @realDonaldTrump, ""if it's cold outside? Cold is the opposite of warm. Science is hard."""
"I tripped over my girlfriends bra.... I guess she planted a boobie trap."
"What do you call a kid with no arms and legs playing baseball? 2^nd base."
"What did Chris Brown say to Rihanna the first time he saw her? I'd hit it"
"My phone battery can last longer than most relationships these days."
"What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? *gag*"
"I hate recursion, irony, and the Oxford Comma."
"What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pile of leaves? Russell"
"Sporty I bought my wife fumarate. Now during sex moans as Sharapova."