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Joke of the Day

"I spend 60%of my day worrying that I might have mustard on my face or clothing. The other 40% I am eating mustard."

"Repeatedly referring to the electrician as a ""take charge kind of guy"" is a great way to make your doorbell turn on the garbage disposal."

"What do you call it when Hitler pees? Fuhrenating."

"I would have gladly studied to become a theoretical physicist,... but unfortunately, I'm allergic to B.S."

"My boyfriend called my skirt a petticoat and now he's paying bills using a quill on parchment paper wearing his wooden false teeth."

"Racist Maths If Steve has $20 and Tyrone takes $16, what color is Tyrone?"

"Slept like a baby last night Woke up every hour and just cried about my life."

"How do you catch a dyslexic fish? Ya get it Hooked on Phonics!"

"My dick is like the movie Birth of a Nation its long, epic and black people dont like it."

"Marriage is for people who want their break ups to involve paperwork."