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Joke of the Day

"FUN FACT: If every human on Earth was laid out end to end... ...there would be no one left to measure how far it went.   ^^credit ^^to ^^@meganamram ^^on ^^Twitter"

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"What Is The Best Boxing A Mexican Does? A: Oranges."