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Joke of the Day

"What Is The Best Boxing A Mexican Does? A: Oranges."

"I may not know much about a lot of things, but this fact I'm sure of: A smoke detector battery will never go dead during the day."

"What is the worst part about screwing a 7 year old kid? Getting the blood stains out of your clown costume."

"What is the correct way to refer to an OP who resides in Europe? The Continental OP."

"My roommate is 3 days younger than me so ive gotten in the habit of saying ""when i was your age.."" and then describing what i did 3 days ago"

"Little does this young woman in the house behind mine who just closed the curtains know that it was the curtains I was looking at."

"How did experts know Princess Diana had dandruff? They found her Head & Shoulders in the glove compartment."

"Joe Paterno was such a good coach... ...that after he died, he won another 112 games."

"Three drums and a cymbal rolled down a hill ba dum dum ching"

"An old guy with a horrible toupee stopped me in the parking lot to tell me this random joke...made me crack up. How do you get down from an elephant?? YOU DON'T! You get down from a goose!!"