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Joke of the Day

"Morning! I was walking through a graveyard yesterday morning, and saw a guy crouched down behind a grave stone. ""Morning!"" I shouted. ""Nah, just taking a shit!"" He responded."

"Darth Vader's full name is Dartholomew Spaceinvader."

"So cute how this taxi driver is taking an unnecessarily long route and driving slowly so he gets to spend more time with me."

"""Let me be clear"" the sliding glass door said as I face planted it."

"Why can't Asians make white babies? Because two Wongs don't make a white"

"*moves heaven & earth for her* *moves more left *more left *little right *little more right *moves heaven & earth back to original spot*"

"A man goes to see his doctor... A man goes to the doctor and the doctor says ""I'm afraid you're going to have to stop masturbating."" The man says ""What! why?"" The doctor says ""So I can examine you"""

"Why is women's soccer so rare? It's quite hard to find enough women willing to wear the same outfit."

"Did you hear about the tennis star who hit his wife? Apparently it was a backhand."

"There's only one thing I hate more that white supremacy. Black people"