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Joke of the Day
"""Let me be clear"" the sliding glass door said as I face planted it."
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"my girlfriend must feel the same way about pizza as she feels about sex. if she has it one night, she won't want it again for a few weeks."
"Why didn't Timmy get his parents Christmas presents? He's an orphan."
"The only good mornings are the ones that start in the afternoon."
"I wrote on my tinder that I'm 5 foot 2 and got no matches. Then I wrote that I'm just 1 foot and now I can pick and choose."
"Instead of yelling, I just say ""Caps Lock"" and then speak at a normal volume."
"Dr: Have you been getting enough exercise? Me: Does sex count as exercise? Dr: Yes. Me: No."
"Did you hear the joke about the jump rope? Eh nevermind, I'll just skip it."
"Kids want to play with the box the toys come out of. Men want to play with the box the kids come out of."
"""Let's bust this joint"" is the new tag line for the Artritis Support Group."