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Joke of the Day

"Why is women's soccer so rare? It's quite hard to find enough women willing to wear the same outfit."

"What do you call two roosters having a fight? A Cock-a-Doodle-Duel!"

"My experience at the doctor's.... So I went to the doctor's office today and he told me I had to stop jerking off. I asked why. He said ""Because I need to give you your physical."""

"derpy joke i went to the zoo the other day and there was just 1 dog.... it was a shitzu"

"Heard a good joke from a cam model. Which country has the hottest cam bodies? NSFW A. Cambodia. Then she slapped her ass and started masturbating."

"The scariest moment in the world is when a 3yo looks at you and says CLOSE YOUR EYES AND OPEN YOUR MOUTH"

"Everyone keeps telling me that the holocaust happened.. But I don't know if it Israel."

"Some people say that it's impossible to have fun and burn calories.. I suppose those people have never burned a fattie."

"What's the difference between a woman and a gun You can put a silencer on a gun"

"Dustin Diamond aka 'Screech' arrested for bar stabbing... Will he be, '""Saved by the Bail""?"