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Joke of the Day

"Why is women's soccer so rare? It's quite hard to find enough women willing to wear the same outfit."

"So which Gate works at the army? Col.Gate I'll leave now."

"""Axe"" is not going to help you get girls, unless you spray it in their eyes then quickly chloroform them."

"How does it feel to be out of coffee? Depresso."

"I am the big shot at my new job. I am the human cannonball at the circus."

"what did the atheist say to the agnostic Pussy"

"The cops found pot on Willie Nelson's tour bus. In other news, water is wet."

"The problem with teaching a man to fish is that eventually somebody will microwave that fish in the work break room."

"""I wasn't born yesterday"" - Lying newborn baby"

"Yo moma is so fat That whenever she try's to photo bomb, she ends up being a back drop."