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Joke of the Day
"I don't like bone jokes.. I don't find them humerus."
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"Dating a woman in 5 easy steps: 1. Be attentive 2. Don't be too attentive 3. Show interest 4. Don't show too much interest 5. Seek therapy"
"[sees girl reading Lord of the Rings] ""Ah I love that book. The way that guy is just [clenches fist] the Lord of all those freakin rings."""
"Say no to drugs, kids. Wait until your thirties when you really need them."
"Why won't alligators attack lawyers? Professional courtesy"
"Once you go black... You're a single mother."
"How do you make the Reddit front page? (Repost)"
"All you need is WD-40 and duct tape. If it doesn't move and it should, use WD-40. If it moves and shouldn't, use the tape."
"What would ISIS be if George Bush was still president? WASWAS"
"Why was the calf afraid? He was a cow-herd!"