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Joke of the Day
"Why was the calf afraid? He was a cow-herd!"
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"Trumps wives were immigrants Proving again that they'll do jobs Americans won't"
"I remixed a remix... ...& it was back to normal!"
"What do you call a flying dinosaur who always gives you a chance? A Fairodactyl"
"My black friend asked me if there was a coloured printer today in the library.. I said ""Dude, what the fuck? It's 2015, you can use whatever printer you want."""
"You lost me at ""my psychic said.."""
"What's worse than having a girlfriend with no tits? Having tits and no girlfriend."
"religion? um, ha, no. i'm not really into the idea of letting a set of ancient rules dictate my life. plus, pisces aren't usually religious"
"They can't spell for shit, but cats sure are good at Photoshopping text on photos and uploading them to the internet."
"How do you confuse an idiot? To get to the other side!"