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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear about the witch who had the ugliest baby in the world? She didn't push the pram - she pulled it."

"I hate when my tattoo guy asks if he can take pics for his website and then I wake up the next day realising I don't have any tattoos."

"Joke of the millennium.. Teacher -""Where is the CAPITAL of out COUNTRY???"" Student -""in Swiss Banks"".. :P :D lolx"

"What's a homophobic congressman's favorite place to swim? In da Nile"

"""do you answer the phone while having sex"" a woman asks her friend. The friend says ""only if its my husband calling me..he's my husband after all""."

"I spent last night at the 'As Seen on TV' store. I wanted to party like it's $19.99."

"What's the difference between a Trump and an athlete? Athletes know when to stop running."

"Seeing a stuffed deer head on a wall makes me imagine its legs in the next room, just flailing around wildly."

"Teacher: ""Name six wild animals"" Pupil:""Four elephants and two lions !"""

"Sometimes it's better to keep using the wrong key until you find the right lock."