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Joke of the Day
"What's the difference between a Trump and an athlete? Athletes know when to stop running."
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"What did the blonde name her pet Zebra? Spot"
"I don't think this girl on Facebook will ""survive"" the 2nd day of her diet.. I'll keep you posted."
"What's a moo hoo for the sound you hear when a cow spits? A cud thud!"
"dad u make dolphin noises mom u make pinacolada noises grandma u put on this sailboat costume. I told this girl on skype im 16/surfer/hawaii"
"I am a very kind and honest person. if I see an old lady trying to cross a street... ...I will tell her she is old."
"Good News! Jesus is Coming! Bad News! He's bring terraforming equipment."
"My minivan has this cool anti-theft system called its a minivan"
"Looting has hit London's Covent Garden Specifically the new Apple Store. Police are looking for iWitnesses."
"What's it like paying a dude for sex? It's a pain in the ass."