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Joke of the Day

"Teacher: ""Name six wild animals"" Pupil:""Four elephants and two lions !"""

"What is the last thing you want to hear after blowing Willie Nelson? 'I'm not Willie Nelson' Credit: old joke via: Norm Macdonald"

"The grocery store employees who stock the milk from behind the coolers don't like it when you grab their hands just to see if they're clean."

"A PS4 fan and an Xbox One fan started fighting! Someone call the ambulance! *Wii U Wii U Wii U Wii U*"

"What do you call a broken can-opener? A can't opener."

"Why was a missile looking for a job? Because it got fired!"

"Are you in the top half of your class ? No I'm one of the students who make the top half possible !"

"Steak puns... a rare medium well done."

"Native Americans are all pissed that we took their land when they were here first... ..but we made reservations."

"What's the craziest ""would you rather"" scenario you've ever heard? Time for some new ones, the classics are getting tired..."