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Joke of the Day

"Teacher: ""Name six wild animals"" Pupil:""Four elephants and two lions !"""

"The bright side of global warming is that 100% of our great grandchildren will own beachfront property."

"I don't buy my fruit from Chris Brown... because it's always bruised!"

"What kind of car drives over water? Any kind of car if it goes over a bridge."

"I used to joke that someday a person's tweets would be held against them as they ran for President but now there's Trump so I guess not."

"How to tie the strongest knot ever: 1. Put some headphones in your pocket. 2. Wait one minute. Ta Da !"

"A guy was honking at a car ahead of him to speed up at 6AM so I followed him bc his job must be amazing if he's that excited to get to work."

"It can't go on! It can't go on! What can't go on? This baby's vest ? it's too small for me."

"Meanwhile back in class... Teacher : How much is a gram? Me: Depends on what you are looking for ... Teacher : GET OUT! NOW! Me: So, did you still need that, or naw?"

"What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? -Makes a choking noise-"