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Joke of the Day

"All men like to think they are marrying nymphomaniacs.The problem is that, after a few years, the nympho leaves but the maniac doesn't."

"Why don't Asians like bowling Because it's bowring I'm sorry"

"Before you judge somebody, you should walk a mile in their shoes.. That way you're a mile away from them, and you have their shoes."

"If Marilyn Monroe were alive right now, what would she be doing? Clawing at the lid of her coffin."

"I thought I had Tinnitus but the doctor said it was all in my head."

"Golf is a lot like taxes - you drive hard to get to the green and end up in the hole."

"I know a guy who's addicted to brake fluid. He says he can stop any time."

"What do you call a smart blonde? A Golden Retriever"

"Whoever named the ewe really didn't like female sheep"

"[job interview] ""Tell me one of your weaknesses"" I can be very stubborn ""Will you please elaborate?"" I will not"