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Joke of the Day
"Why are divorces so expensive? Because they're worth it."
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"What do you call a sick russian? A sicka blyat"
"Q: What happens if you cross a goldfish's brain with a dog? A: I don't know, but it's great at chasing submarines"
"I was about to tell a gay joke butt fuck it!"
"Procrastination is like masturbation... It feels good at first, but in the end, you realize that you just fucked yourself."
"How do you keep a blonde busy? Put ""flip"" on both sides of a piece of paper"
"You still use Internet Explorer? You must like it nice and slow."
"2038. walking to work i see a toilet drone flying by. i do the special hand clap and it flies down and lets me use it then thanks me"
"The Irish must be very rich... ...since their capital is always Dublin"
"I need a way to keep fit that will make me look like a crazy person so no one will approach me while I do it. -inventor of powerwalking"