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Joke of the Day
"I hold my 440mL Pepsi can in the same way i hold my iPhone 5 With regret"
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"I really hope it's a typo on your resume where it says you're ""goat oriented""."
"churches should have punch cards and if you go ten times you get a free sandwich"
"My girlfriend just became a porn star She's gonna be pretty pissed when she finds out."
"I want to start body building. I just need to find out where hospitals put the cadavers."
"Username poop_dude: you have been banned from the Constipation Forums. Reason: arrogance"
"Pilot: Tower there's a runway light burning. Tower: I'm sure there must be dozens of lights burning. Pilot: Sorry I mean it's smoking."
"Just trying to figure out how the text box works"
"Do you like dragons? Because i'm going to be dragon these nuts across your face!"
"Remember--the only thing standing between you and your dreams is your appearance, lack of talent, and general personality."