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Joke of the Day
"How many women here think men are pigs? Let me see a show of tits."
Next Joke
"When girls or any women ask you ""What?"" In reply, it isn't because they didn't hear you. Its because they are giving you a CHANCE to CHANGE what you just said."
"A hungry termite walks into a pub.. And yells, Is the bar tender here?!?'"
"What would Michael Jackson be doing if he were alive right now? Probably clawing at the inside of his coffin."
"Why is it when a house is haunted it's always a ghost from the 1700's? Imagine it being a ghost from 2007 screaming ""It's Britney Bitch"" at 3am"
"Why do strippers hate roofers? They always pay in shingles."
"*requests Uber* *climbs in backseat* Uber driver: ""Where to?"" Me: ""oh, nowhere. I just don't like to change my diaper in the street."""
"once while i was camping in Florida a raccoon got in my car and long story short if you see a raccoon driving a 97 Saturn Wagon DM me"
"4 bullfighters in quicksand What do you call 4 bullfighters in quicksand? Quattro cinco"
"What do you call the man who proofread Hitler's speeches? The original grammar Nazi."