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Joke of the Day

"What would Michael Jackson be doing if he were alive right now? Probably clawing at the inside of his coffin."

"enlarger My wife suggested I get a penis enlarger. So I did, she's 25 and her name is Tiffany"

"Dominos pizza delivery cars should be allowed to use sirens."

"Why is it that at class reunions you feel younger than everyone else looks?"

"My door to door VHS sales are taking a nose dive because of the economy."

"What is the difference between pink and purple? About forty years."

"I just bought a very tiny amphibian for a pet. It's my-newt!"

"Longest joke in the world Here it is: http://www.longestjokeintheworld.com"

"Apparently, getting a vasectomy won't keep your wife from getting pregnant It just makes the baby's skin color black"

"Can someone just tell me which guy Bridget Jones ends up with? I keep killing myself before the end of the movie."