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Joke of the Day
"What do you call the man who proofread Hitler's speeches? The original grammar Nazi."
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"Why don't you have sex with a nameless man? Because no matter what you call him, he won't come. Edit: spelling"
"I want to get one of those LA hats everyone has nowadays When people go to ask me ""hey man, are you from Los Angeles?"" I'll be like ""nah dude,I just really like the french feminine definite article"""
"I bet the first gay Transformer will morph into a Prius."
"Now a Days never ask a ... Never ask: ... A Woman Her Age.! . > > . A Man his Salary.!!! . . . ANd Now a days.... A students , His Percentage... . Its hurts source: http://www.newgags.com"
"A baby seal walks into a club..."
"me: [performing autopsy] so I've been practicing my ventriloquism assistant: now's not the time corpse: aw come on"
"I got arrested while jamming on my guitar.. Apparently, I was fingering A Minor."
"What sound does a gay magician make when it disappears? Poof"
"One time I didn't masturbate for 11 years... and then I turned 12."