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Joke of the Day

"Why is it so hard to find a woman who loves me for me and not the person I lied and manipulated her into thinking I am?"

"I wanted to submit a Indian sports joke... But all it got was crickets."

"On their 30th anniversary Patty turns to Mary, tears in his eyes, and says Mary, you've added so much texture to my life... it's been rough."

"When I say I go to the gym religiously, that usually means every christmas and easter."

"Why don't people raid dodo nests anymore? Because their eggs stinked!"

"The real reason humans have two hands? Two boobs."

"Recently, a Catholic hair stylist made news traveling around slandering the pope and Catholicism, angering many members of the faith. The pope denounced him... calling him a ""hair-a-tick"""

"Sex with two is a twosome, sex with three is a threesome. Why do you think guys are called handsome?"

"If my mouth could get pregnant, an entire box of fudge-pops would be taking paternity tests."

"Why isn't Hitler allowed at barbecues? Because he burns all the franks but leaves one undercooked."