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Joke of the Day

"Why is it so hard to find a woman who loves me for me and not the person I lied and manipulated her into thinking I am?"

"A man and his zebra There lives a man and his zebra Jose. Jose is hard of sight. Every morning, just at dawn, the man takes out Jose and askes him ""Jose, can you see by the dawn's early light?"""

"Compliment somebody on their moustache and all of a sudden she is not your friend anymore."

"I heard the band Europe wrote a song about the days leading to the end-of-semester exams. It was the finals countdown. :D"

"What do you call a dairy cow who doesn't produce any milk? (OC) An utter disappointment"

"I can't stand the kids of this generation. It's always meme, meme, meme."

"A criminal burgles into a dormitory... He yells at one of the students: ""I'm looking for money!"" The student calmly replies: ""What a coincidence, I am too!"""

"u cant teach an old fern new tricks. u cant teach any fern any tricks. basicaly a fern makes for a verey disobedient pet"

"Someday, I will make a great dad.... I don't have any parenting experience, but I *can* tell terrible jokes."

"How do you get Dick out of Richard? You ask nicely"