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Joke of the Day
"Heard about the two guys who stole a calendar? They both got 6 months"
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"Vegetarians maliciously starve animals by competing with them for the same food."
"What did the Mother say to her son when she saw him eating cookies for breakfast? Your Dad and I are getting a divorce."
"I'm sorry you got offended that one time you were treated the same way you treat everyone all the time."
"I have fond memories of the sausage factory. It was the best of times, it was the wurst of times."
"Apparently. white is the new black... Just ask the Spokane NAACP"
"I'm 12 feet taller than my grandparents. I'm 6 feet tall and they're 6 feet under."
"How do you know who in the room is a vegetarian? Don't worry, they'll tell you."
"Rumors. Well at least you're spreading something else besides your legs."
"Just saw a bumper sticker that said ""I'd rather be tweeting."" It was on a car that was flipped upside down in a ditch."