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Joke of the Day
"What do couch potatoes evolve into? Computer chips."
Next Joke
"I was given a load of plasticine for Christmas... I'm not sure what to make of it."
"""I'm not going to cosine this oppression in math class...."" Its my triggernometry class"
"I handle stress the way cats bathe in water."
"Im having a Shitty day.... Tell me a yoke"
"Nothing scares me more than when my husband answers me and I'm left wondering just how much he's actually been listening."
"im smart. if asian equals pi then four times four is sixteen told you i was smart..."
"Why are gas giants always so happy? Because they're all jovial."
"What do you get when you cross a brown cow with a brown chicken? ""--brown-chicken-brown-cow--"" (said like: 'bowm-chicka-bowm-wawm')"
"She pays in all ones because her father taught to always ask for small bills. Her father was a bank robber."