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Joke of the Day

"What do couch potatoes evolve into? Computer chips."

"I pay all my bills in loose coins... I've been told to change my ways."

"What do you call it when a group of Germans give you money online? Kraut funding"

"A man was meeting a girlfriend somewhere... And she said: ""is that a gun in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?"" He replied: ""Either way, we're having sex tonight"""

"I used to be extremely afraid of hurdles... but I got over it."

"Hi, I'm your car's radio. I'll be playing terrible music during your trip, but once you get out of the car I'll play your favorite song."

"My friend asked if working at the 'Depot for the Mentally Disabled' was a shitty job I said it had its UPS and its downs."

"Yearly reminder: unless you're over 60, you weren't promised flying cars. You were promised an oppressive cyberpunk dystopia. Here you go."

"Sweet Potato Philosophy ""I think therefore I yam."""

"Dark humor is like food... Not everyone get it..."