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Joke of the Day

"What did the black kid get for christmas? Your bike."

"What do crazy girlfriends and chocolate have in common? They both kill your dog"

"What do you call a fruit that is a vegetable? A crippled homo."

"What did one fish say to the other? Keep your mouth shut and you'll never get caught."

"My girlfriend told me that her gran died of food poisoning. The toughest part was acting surprised."

"I think i am allergic to leather. Every time i wake up with my shoes on, i have a huge headache."

"A guy never feels more like a pussy than when he's wearing a helmet while driving a motor scooter."

"Did you hear about the hispanic that's been stealing all the trains? I heard he has some loco motives. (Locomotives)"

"I went to school with a girl who said her last name was Faux. I thought to myself, ""Man, that's got to be fake."""

"Don't worry, officer, this isn't my blood. Really, stop searching me! I feel fine!"