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Joke of the Day
"What did the black kid get for christmas? Your bike."
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"Two Nuns are Bike Riding Through Town... One looks to the other, says, ""I've never came this way before!"", to which she replies ""Yeah I know! It's gotta be the cobblestones."""
"Billions of years from now, Star Jones will expand and collapse in a brilliant explosion of cosmic matter and become Black Hole Jones."
"TIFU Up is my horse"
"The technical term for the very bottom of a banana is the ""bananus""."
"It all The title says it all."
"As a kleptomaniac, I demand my rights... And that guy's rights... And his pen..."
"Argario make me like a pornstar... First I'm say I'm going to eat all the balls. Then I scream THAT'S THE LARGEST THING I'VE EVER SEEN!!!"
"Q: What state has the highest cell phone bills? A: Text-us"
"Moshe was walking down the street and gets run over by another Jewish driver. The driver speeds away and yells out the window ""Watch Out""! Moshe responds ""Why? Are you coming back?"