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Joke of the Day
"My boss called in sick of me"
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"What the difference between What's the difference between a chick pea and lentil? I've never paid to have a lentil on me!"
"When should I reach the bus station if the bus leaves at 1530 hrs? before 15:30 ... ^I'll ^show ^myself ^out"
"They gave me some cake but it was way too basic and burned my mouth. Turns out the cake was a lye. ^^^^^^sorry"
"I'm not really sure I'm understanding this financial crisis in Greece... It's all Greek to me."
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"Blind Girl If a blind girl tells you your manhood is massive... ...she's probably pulling your leg."
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"What do you get when you run a canary over with the lawnmower? Shredded tweet."