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Joke of the Day

"Kanye tryin to get a parrot to talk, says to him: Polly want a cracker? Parrot look at Kanye, say Nigger want a watermelon?"

"Some people like to stir the pot... ...I prefer to smoke it."

"Cops: ""Please step out of the car"" Me: ""I can't. I'm drunk. You get in."""

"What do you call a promiscuous fat woman? A sperm whale. --- \**awaits SRS downvote brigade**"

"Everyone was calling me a Pedo I'm 47 and she's 20, but the people in the restaurant really ruined our tenth anniversary"

"What's a zombies favorite exercise? Deadlifts"

"Trump winning the election I did nazi that coming"

"I had a Mayweather joke but,... It ran away."

"It sucks being a wiener. Your best friends are a couple of nuts and you neighbor's an asshole."

"I have two major flaws: 1. I'm very redundant 2. I tend to repeat myself"