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"What do you call someone who hates Asians A riceist"
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"The 2016 US Presidential Election That's it. That's the entire fucking joke. Edit: Woke up to hundreds of messages and FP status. Damn. Thanks, folks! And thanks for the gold!"
"Being asked if you've read 50 Shades of Grey is like being asked if you've had steak at Applebees. You do know there's actual steakhouses?"
"Does Snoop Dog wear and apron when he cooks? Yes, for sizzles. Edit: Snoop Lion"
"Knowing is half the battle. The other half is choosing the right pokemon."
"What do a midget and a dwarf have in common? Very little."
"What do you call a gay avatar? A bender."
"What do you call a fishing prostitute A Hooker"
"What's something you can drive, but also throw? A Fit!!!!!!!!!!"
"I don't mind getting the stink-eye when I say, ""Happy Whatever Holiday You're Weirdly Touchy About,"" because THAT is the spirit of Whatever."