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Joke of the Day
"What's a philosopher's favorite toy? Play-doh."
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"When you pass gas loudly in a crowded room, everyone should applaud... That takes some guts."
"How does a mathematician ask for money? Give me 10! dollars"
"What game do you play with a gospel choir? Where's Whitey?"
"What's the difference between Lance Armstrong and Hitler? Lance could finish a race"
"Why do scuba-divers jump backwards into the water? Because if they jumped forwards they'd still be in the boat."
"I say ""post-9/11"" for literally anything that happened in the last 14 years. Madagascar 2 is so post-9/11. Dr Pepper Ten is a post-9/11 soda"
"Why are hurricanes named after women? Because they come wet and wild and they leave with your house and your car"
"What's long, straight, and found between a pair of legs? The hypotenuse."
"What'd the Mexican say when he was upset? I don't want to taco bout it."