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Joke of the Day

"What do porn movies and disney movies have in common? Happy endings."

"Blind man walks into a bar... ...bartender asks if he likes his beer light or dark."

"My mom wanted to send me to a program last summer for people with ADHD... It was called a Concentration Camp."

"girls you can't take a picture in slutty clothing and glasses and label it ""nerd lol"" you're not a nerd, you're a whore who found glasses."

"If Olive oil is made from olives - baby oil made from what? *is"

"How does batman store energy? In BATteries"

"What did God say after creating Africa? Last one out is a rotten egg!"

"Kids make friends in 5 seconds, adults make friends in 5 drinks."

"Fantasy football is just Dungeons and Dragons for the people who used to beat up the people who played Dungeons and Dragons."

"I refuse to be an organ donor. Mainly because I'd like to be a fully-functional zombie if I rise for the apocalypse."