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Joke of the Day
"What do porn movies and disney movies have in common? Happy endings."
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"I like my asshole just like my women's pussy Without some other guy's dick in it"
"""I'm not even going to dignify that with a response"", she responded."
"What do you call half a ginger? George."
"There's nothing more disappointing for a woman than finding out a bearded guy in a flannel shirt is a hipster and not a lumberjack."
"The Santa Clause (1994) A man gains a ton of weight after murdering a stranger on his roof"
"Pizza Hut is very consistent... The pizza tastes exactly like the box it comes in."
"I think it's weird how President Obama appointed George Clooney Secretary Of Handsome. #DNC"
"I bumped into my old English teacher. He said, ""What's new?"" I said, ""It's an adjective."""
"What do Italians do when they're waiting for somthing? They pasta time."