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Joke of the Day
"Why don't they just use a 3 year old with a drum set as an enhanced interrogation technique?"
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"9/11 jokes are just plane wrong"
"How can you tell what clan a Scottish man is from? Look under his kilt and if he has a quarter pounder then he is a McDonald."
"Her: You have very beautiful hair. Me: Oh, you flirt! *Hands me her card* Her: If you're ever thinking about selling it, call me..."
"What do we want?! LOW FLYING AIRPLANE NOISES! When do want them?! NNNNNNEEEEEEOOOOOOOWWWW!!!"
"""If you can make a woman laugh, you can make her do anything."" Bill Cosby"
"SPOILER ALERT: Rice cakes do not contain any actual cake."
"Him ""You run like a gazelle."" Me ""I'm graceful?"" Him ""No. You'd be easy prey for a mountain lion."""
"Me: But babe, my doctor said I can't have sex after giving birth. Babe: She's 11.."
"You are all beautiful to me ...with the proper lighting. :D Have a great day!"