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Joke of the Day
"What are your two favourite times to party? Daytime and night-time!"
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"How many drunks does it take to change a lightbulb? Just one. He holds the bulb and the room spins."
"How do street drugs get into the prisons? Not really sure, but my best guess is that some assholes smuggle them in."
"[hospital] SON: I came as soon as I heard. What happened? DAD: The oying hit me SON: What's an oying? DAD: You are, kiddo *dies*"
"My 84 mother to my 19: Make-up sure does wonders but you don't want your future husband waking up wondering who you are in the morning."
"Why did the feminist get fired from Subway? Because she refused to make a sandwich"
"I can still remember my Grandpa's last words to me: ""Are you still holding the ladder?"""
"Sign at the gas station: ""Bathroom is no longer available."" I can't believe it. Even the Shell bathroom has someone."
"Nice try ""Enjoy By"" date on bag of broccoli, nice try."
"What will Donald Trump definitely do when he wins the election? Donald Trump will ban muslim, be a douchebag,make the whitehouse 500x larger and of course, BOMB NORTH KOREA!"