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Joke of the Day

"Did you know there's an Alzhimers epidemic? I noticed it when I saw how many reposts make it to the front page."

"What did the leper say to the prostitute? ""Keep the tip!"""

"The American healthcare system ."

"One of my mates told me that he has a pregnant rabbit. It has an ingrown hare,"

"I think my gran has Alzheimer's. She called me Dave earlier when my name is Carson. Either that or she's thinking of someone else while we're having sex."

"9/11 jokes aren't funny... My dad died on 9/11. I still remember his last words ""ALLAHU AKBAR""."

"OBAMA REVEALS HES A KID STANDING ON A KIDS SHOULDERS. ROMNEY COUNTERS BY REVEALING HES 3 TINY KIDS. 20 BABIES TUMBLE OUT OF BIDENS CLOTHES"

"The funniest joke I have EVER seen on /r/funny You."

"BERNIE: all people deserve to be treated equally HILLARY: the oposite of ""bernie sanders"" is ""soakey waterers"" BERNIE: ... HILLARY: pls fav/rt"

"9 out of 10 times, if you call the 1-800 number printed on a consumer product, the person who answers won't tell you what they're wearing."