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Joke of the Day

"OBAMA REVEALS HES A KID STANDING ON A KIDS SHOULDERS. ROMNEY COUNTERS BY REVEALING HES 3 TINY KIDS. 20 BABIES TUMBLE OUT OF BIDENS CLOTHES"

"What do gay Russian partners call each other? Cumrade"

"World's Funniest Joke? Women's rights!"

"Where do you find a liberal at a convention? In the far left corner!"

"Why do black people hate chainsaws Because when you start them they go run nigga nigga nigga"

"What does Charlie Sheen say when he's having sex with a Vietnamese Lady? Nguyenning!"

"My favorite Lil Wayne song is the one where he sounds like a confused 8 year old with aspergers reading the list of toppings at Cold Stone."

"Saw (2004, Horror): An old man gives 2 people instructions on how to walk out of a bathroom. 102 minutes."

"Did anyone else go into Monsters, Inc. thinking it was going to be a movie about a really big sink?"

"What kind of bait do you need to catch a master fish? Super Bait"