81616

Joke of the Day

"The reason God began calling himself ""God"" was because the name ""Chuck Norris"" was already taken."

"Break-Ups How do functions Break-Up? They stop calling each other."

"Jesus loves you. A nice thing to hear in church. A horrific thing to hear in a Mexican prison."

"Hate it when a banana has bruises on it but the banana says it fell down the stairs & you just know it's lyin' to protect an asshole banana"

"I wish I was your derivative, So I can lie tangent to your curves."

"It's fun to chant ""Bloody Mary"" three times into your car's side mirror while driving at night and watch her jog to keep up"

"How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? 0, they'll just protest and hope someone else changes it to one they like."

"Why did the rope get put in timeout? Because he was very knotty."

"Did you know that Matthew Broderick was the first Iron Man in the movies? He was Ferrous Bueller."

"What phrase is a compliment in America, but an argument in the Middle East? No, YOU the bomb."