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Joke of the Day

"The reason God began calling himself ""God"" was because the name ""Chuck Norris"" was already taken."

"What starts with ""W"" and ends with ""ife""? Nevermind, this riddle is too easy."

"Toaster settings: No.1: ""I do nothing."" No.2: ""I do nothing."" No.3: ""I do nothing."" No.4: ""I SET BREAD ON FIRE!"""

"A man walked into a bar and took a girl home. What drink did he have at home? A bloody Mary."

"I broke a lightbulb, smashed artwork, splattered milk from cereal bowls across kitchen walls and knocked over candles. Fly is dead."

"What do cannibals call a fajita made out of a vagina? A fajita."

"What's black and white and red all over? An emo kid with a razor."

"What was Beethoven's favorite fruit? Ba-Na-Na-Na"

"...and tonight's final jeopardy category is Greek Mythology *giant centaur snorts and smiles at the other two contestants*"

"I swear to god dude, if you say ""But what if we get arrested?"" One more time you're out of the group."