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Joke of the Day
"Jesus loves you. A nice thing to hear in church. A horrific thing to hear in a Mexican prison."
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"Jenna Jameson to Oprah, ""There's a little bit of Jenna Jameson in everyone."" I'm pretty sure she got that backwards."
"Why are bears so hairy ? They don't have salons in the jungle !"
"How much salt does Jihadi John have on his chips? Just a Daesh."
"Request: Jokes about tall people I'm 6'6"" and I need some jokes for the pub."
"Today I learned that diarrhea is a genetic disorder Because it runs in your jeans."
"Climate skeptics and 9/11-truthers unite! Alternative fuel can't melt steel beams!"