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Joke of the Day
"Jesus loves you. A nice thing to hear in church. A horrific thing to hear in a Mexican prison."
Next Joke
"The good news is that there is baseball in heaven... The bad news is that you're pitching on Friday."
"What do you call a black persons toe? Ghetto"
"If mobile wallets do away with credit cards, they'll need to come up with an app that can scrape my windshield."
"What's the paradox of 'lingerie'? Done right, it doesn't linger."
"A Sexist Joke: Why are women bad at parking? Because they've been lied to all their lives about how long ""8"" inches *really* is."
"my biggest fear is ants working together to lift my house up, and bring it somewhere"
"Why is Patrick so dumb? He's living under a rock."
"Apparently it was a bad idea to ask Siri ""What do women want?"" She's been talking nonstop for the last two days now."
"Relationships are a lot like algebra.. Have you ever looked at your X and wondered Y?"