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Joke of the Day
"Did you know that Matthew Broderick was the first Iron Man in the movies? He was Ferrous Bueller."
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"Why are there so many doctors in India? Because about 20 million people are Sikh."
"How many bears would Bear Grylls grill, if Bear Grylls could grill bears?"
"Football player Michael Sam got picked up by the Cowboys... He's the first openly gay cowboy since Jake Gyllenhaal in Brokeback Mountain."
"Knock knock, Who's there? Harper Lee (Author of ""To kill a mockingbird"") Harper Lee, who? Harper Lee I can fly...."
"[Eating unhealthy potato at restaurant] Cop: You're under arrest. Me: What's the charge? [Lowers sunglasses] Cop: a salt and buttery."
"John went to the doctor saying that he cannot stop thinking and hear about skittles he was going crazy and paranoid. The doctor diagnosed him with Skittlophrenia."
"Kids want a dog, told em I can only keep 4 things alive, them & the plant. If we add a dog something will die & I cant be sure its the plant"
"What do you get when you drop a piano down a mine shaft? A flat minor"
"What's the best part about twenty eight year olds?..... ......There's twenty of them."