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Joke of the Day

"Her: Wanna ""lex"" tonight? Him: What's that? Her: Lazy sex. Him: What do we do? Her: Lay in bed and send each other Huffington Post articles."

"Why did the Hipster burn his lip? He drank coffee before it was cool."

"I figured out why so many Islamic Terrorists hate Americans. It's because we all have our dicks out for haram babes"

"Why are there so few Mexican athletes in the Olympics? Because most of them who can run, jump or swim are already in the United States."

"I bought a lottery ticket the other day. I didn't win anything. I've come to the conclusion that the lottery is a bunch of balls."

"What type of condom does Spock use? Vulcanized rubber!"

"A man goes to the doctor and the doctor tells him, ""Sir, you have to stop masturbating."" The man asks, ""Why, doc?"" And the doctor replies, ""Because I'm examining you!"""

"What's the proper way to pronounce Mormon? The second m is silent."

"Why don't witches wear underwear? To get a better grip on the broom!...haha"

"#BLM is like frosting gotta beat some whites to stay real"