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Joke of the Day

"I wish I was your derivative, So I can lie tangent to your curves."

"Diarrhea is hereditary In runs in the jeans"

"What's the difference between woman's breasts and a box of matches? The matches are made for adults, but kids constantly grab'em and play with them. The situation is quite opposite with breasts."

"I just burned 12000 calories I left the pizza in the oven"

"Renewing your wedding vows is like agreeing on a double life sentence to prison."

"Ok, so lets share our Christmas cracker jokes. Mine was awful. A bottle of lemonade fell on a barmans head. Why wasn't he hurt? It was a soft drink."

"What did Donald Trump said to Obama's supporter? Orange Is The New Black"

"If history is written by the victors... ...then who writes French history textbooks?"

"I'm depressive and suicidal, though I have great news! I have terminal cancer! :D"

"How many procrastinators does it take to change a lightbulb? Oh well, I'll figure it out later."