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Joke of the Day

"Internet Explorer is the best browser... to download another browser."

"I read ""Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows"" in 4 hours yesterday. I know it's only 6 words, but I was still impressed with myself."

"TIL Chicago is the #1 supporter of Latin women. They always yell: Go Chica! Go!"

"How do you tell a Communist joke? Repeatedly."

"When I was a little boy I asked my mum 'how many is a couple?' She replied 'oh, two or three' Now I know why her marriage didn't last long"

"In my house there are 5 females, 9423 pony tail holders, 49 bottles of nail polish, 8 justin bieber posters & 1 very patient, worn down man."

"What's the difference in roast beef and pea soup? Anyone can roast beef."

"Matthew 11, Luke 9 and John 12... ...are just three of the boys Father O'Reilly has to stay at least 50 yards from."

"My drug dealer gave me new shoes today. I don't know what he laced them with, but I've been tripping all day."

"""You're in no position to be making demands."" [does a handstand] ""Company helicopter & 2 months extra vacation."" ""Fair enough."