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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a necrophiliacs erection? Mourning wood."

"How do you know ancient Egyptians loved books so much? Because they built their stuff with reads!"

"You ever hear the joke about the 3 holes in the back yard? Well well well...."

"In Greece how do you separate the men from the boys? With a crowbar."

"Apparently, Bill Cosby likes his women the way he likes his Jello Pudding... ...passed out cold."

"There's been a surge in public sex lately. These people are fucking everywhere."

"Worst things the parents do in Home Alone: 3. Never punish Buzz 2. Forget one of their kids 1. Try to make everyone drink milk with pizza"

"Dark jokes are like food. Not everyone gets it."

"You are dark and handsome; When it's dark,you are handsome."

"I want to buy a Tesla Coil. Shocking, I know... But I feel really energetic around them."