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Joke of the Day
"Wife asked me to fix a plug for her this morning... I refused."
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"I just farted in an elevator. Which was wrong on so many levels."
"I tried killing a spider with kindness, but found that a shoe was much more effective"
"What do you call a fuzzy animal that grows on trees? A root bear! (I came up with this joke a few minutes ago. I hope it's funny)"
"Tea without sugar isn't ""unsweetened tea"". It's. Just. Tea."
"I used to feel like a man trapped in a woman's body then I was born."
"The jury found me guilty. I asked the judge what the punishment would be, and he said: ""Well..."" Suspended sentence"
"Honey I won the Lottery. Overly exuberant husband came home. ""Honey pack your bags I just won the lottery!"" Wife; ""Where are we going?"". Husband; ""We are not going anywhere - get the fuck out!"""
"Why did the T-Rex fail his business project? He couldn't make hands meet."
"How much did it cost the pirate to get his ears pierced? A buccaneer!"