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Joke of the Day
"Wife asked me to fix a plug for her this morning... I refused."
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"What do you call a fat North Korean? Supreme Leader."
"A worm is a pretty disappointing prize for getting up early if you ask me."
"Why is it I cant get a mobile reception in my house in town, yet a terrorist can upload his vids from a cave in Afganistan? Is there a terrorist mobile tariff I can go on??"
"Why did the Mexican cross the road? Because there isn't a fucking wall in the way"
"funny clean jokes I need some funny clean jokes for my speech class... Anyone have any? They have to be clean"
"How do you get Pikachu on a bus? You Poke-m-on"
"A man had sex with a baby horse [nsfw] He was clearly into pedo-filly-a"
"As a Marxist I could never play CoD, because I refuse to create a class."
"The U.S. instituted a new law after a man dressed as Santa committed a felony. It was called the Santa Clause."