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Joke of the Day
"My girlfriend is a pornstar Shes gunna kill me when she finds out."
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"Husband: Quick. What's this song? Me: Awful."
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"I saw a guy walking 4 dogs this morning and thought, Wow!.. That guy must be really blind."
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