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Joke of the Day
"I don't think a wooden structure is capable of holding up my books. I have low shelf-confidence."
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"Every time my gf stays over we reenact the last scene from Titanic. She hogs 99% of the bed while I'm in the floor hanging on for dear life."
"Blood is thicker than water but maple syrup is thicker than blood so technically pancakes are more important than family"
"1:5 people in the world are Chinese. My family has 5 people so its either my mom, dad, brother Colin or Ho-Chan-Chu. I think it's Colin"
"If vegetarians eat vegetables What do humanitarians eat"
"What was the first thing that went through the minds of the 9/11 victims? Their knees! Please comment ""No"""
"Autocorrect can be a real birch. Dammit!"
"A joke about Reddit's censorship policy. <removed>"
"People keep comparing Trump to Hitler, but that is just not true. I mean, Hitler could paint."
"What is the difference between a chickpea and a lentil? I wouldn't pay $200 to have a lentil on my face"