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Joke of the Day

"Husband: Quick. What's this song? Me: Awful."

"Working days I work only for Monday and Tuesday. Because after that even the week says WTF?!..."

"An atheist and a vegan walk into a bar... The only reason I know this is because they both told everybody."

"Yo mama's so fat That when she walked past the the tv I missed three episodes."

"Well if you didn't want me to fall in love with you, why did you tell me you had nachos?"

"My wife asked me: ""Shall we go bowling or stay cozy home."" I replied: "" I am sick of putting my fingers in holes that everyone has touched with their sweaty hands. Let's go bowling!"""

"Q. What does a blonde say when you blow in her ear? A. ""Thanks for the refill!"""

"My friend is a med student, and decided to go into oncology Apparently it's a growth industry."

"I'm not gay I just have a dick fetish."

"The tourist: ""Can you tell me why so many famous Civil War battles were fought on National Park Sites?"""