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Joke of the Day
"Why are locomotive drivers so good at driving locomotives? Because they were trained."
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"What happened after the wheel was invented a revolution"
"Show your neighbor they shouldn't park their boat outside of their house by filling it with two of every animal."
"Noah... The original Pokemon Master."
"""Hey Dad, I'm going to the airport. Call me a taxi.' Dad : ""Hi taxi"""
"Donald Trump wants to ban shredded cheese in the United States. He wants to make America grate again."
"On his 22nd birthday, my brother came out as a transvestite to our family and celebrated by wearing a miniskirt... ...that shows a lot of balls."
"A husband and a wife were at the table, having dinner. The woman drops a bit of tomato sauce on her white top. ""Och, I look like a pig!"" The man nods, ""And you dropped tomato sauce on your top!"""
"Damn girl are you my dad? Because you're not there"
"I should really stop writing ""lol"" after ""exercise"" on my to do lists."