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Joke of the Day

"What happened after the wheel was invented a revolution"

"How many dead hookers does it take to replace a light bulb? At least more than eight, the light in my basement still doesn't work..."

"TIL that at age 13 Jewish girls have a Bat Mitzvah and at age 15 Latina girls have a... Baby shower."

"I knew a guy who was into sadism, necrophilia, and beastiality... But he gave it up cause at the end of the day, he was just beating a dead horse."

"Men are like chocolate bars. Sweet smooth and they usually head right for your hips."

"USS Constitution aged Q: What was the USS Constitution's nickname after it started to rust? A: Old Iron Oxides This one just kind of popped into my head at work yesterday."

"Why does noddy have bell on his hat? Because he is a cunt."

"I saw Adele at the train station the other day on the other platform She said 'hello from the other side'"

"Why was Jesus such a bad carpenter? He couldn't remove three nails to save his life"

"If two vegans fight is it still considered beef? Sorry for the unoriginal joke, have an invisible flying potato."