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Joke of the Day

"I thought the recipe was for making margarine, however, it churned out to be butter."

"is Kristen Stewart a Vulcan"

"What's the difference between a feminist and an illegal immigrant? The illegal immigrant knows how to cook."

"What Did The Muslim Terminator Say? Allah Be Back."

"What do you mean you were really drunk? I already changed my Facebook relationship status for you."

"Q: How does a cow add and subtract? A: With a cowculator."

"Your Honor, for our opening motion in this murder trial, the defense would like to submit, as exhibit A, the victim's ringtone."

"A helicopter crashed on a graveyard Reports says over 500 dead."

"How do you confuse one whom is gay? Seven"

"Q: How many Germans does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Ve are asking ze qvestions here! A: Two one to give the order that the bulb be changed and one to screw it in."