16774
Joke of the Day
"Pour motor oil over a stack of CDs. Ta-da! Robot pancakes."
Next Joke
"What do you call a hookers fart? A prosti-toot"
"Mt. McKinley will be renamed Denali and for balance GMC will now call its SUVs McKinleys."
"I assume people who don't hate people also don't drive."
"Paddy and Murphy walking down the street, paddy falls over, paddy says 'Murphy, call me an ambulance' Murphy says.. PAAAADDY IS AN AMBULANCE!!"
"I'm great at signalling for help on a sinking ship.. Just got a flare for it."
"The truck in front of me is hauling a fridge. Freezer just flew open and a chicken nugget hit my windshield. Day. Made."
"What do you think of wearing a straight jacket? I think I could pull it off"
"How do you titillate an ocelot? You oscillate its tit a lot"
"What do you call a mexican cyclops? Juan Eye."