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Joke of the Day

"My girlfriend told me that I'm starting to annoy her because I relate EVERYTHING to batman.....What a Joker...."

"CNN has just reported that Monika Lewinski will be helping with the Donald Trump for president campaign. Apparently, the last time she endorsed a Clinton, it left a bad taste in her mouth."

"The 2016 presidential race Nuff said."

"Diarrhea is just confirming the fact that you make poor life decisions."

"Just got kicked out of Walmart for having a concealed belly button."

"My Granddad is on a catheter...... It really takes the piss"

"Do you remember that barbecue? You know, the one where I put my meat on your grill?"

"Customer: ""How do I print my voicemail?"""

"If you only had 1% battery left on your phone, what would you tweet? Because clearly we'd still tweet."

"Did you know fish have their own religion? It's called ""ichtheology."" They study it in school"