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Joke of the Day
"What would you call a Pokemon Trainer if they were Jewish? Ashe."
Next Joke
"I think I'm failing my marine biology class My grade is below C level."
"[KK] Broken pencil Knock knock. Who's there? Broken pencil. Broken pencil who? ... nevermind, there's no point"
"Why was the hipster drinking milk? He liked Ice Cream before it was cool"
"Playing Guess Who these days is hard ""Is your person white?"" ""Excuse me?"" ""Is your person white?"" ""I don't see skin color I just see people"""
"What's the definition of trust? Two cannibals blowing each other."
"Hey, if it doesn't work out, we can still be friends. Said no guy ever."
"You guys, how can true love still exist if we don't have mixed tapes anymore?"
"Why did the duck go to the basketball game? He heard the ref was blowing fouls!"
"What's more fun than nailing dead babies to a wall? Scraping them back off"