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Joke of the Day
"You guys, how can true love still exist if we don't have mixed tapes anymore?"
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"Why did the chicken cross the road? To push Jake off a cliff.... he really hates Jake. as told by my 6 year old who hates a kid named Jake."
"Any woman deserves sex, but not every woman a second time."
"What is a twip? A twip is what a wabbit takes when he wides a twain."
"What do you call two doctors with colds? An ironic paradox."
"Bioluminescent fry said to have a bright future"
"The coolest thing about the last Hobbit movie was knowing it was the last Hobbit movie."
"I'm not a competitive person I'll be the first to admit it."
"*Child putting on clothes very slowly while singing* Me: You really need to hurry up we're going to be late. *Child starts singing faster*"
"If a one-legged woman is named Ilene, what do you call her after a few drinks? Tipsy, and an easy lay."